Monday, Nov. 06, 2006 - Yeah...I sold out...
Wednesday, Sept. 13, 2006 - You're crazy if you think I would leave you this way
Tuesday, Aug. 15, 2006 - Soup or Salad?
Wednesday, Jul. 26, 2006 - Chicken is delicious
Sunday, Jul. 16, 2006 - In A Perfect World...
Sunday, Jul. 09, 2006 - So what else is new?
Wednesday, Jun. 28, 2006 - I really wish I had longer nails so I could chew them for longer
Saturday, Jun. 24, 2006 - Lessons for the week
Wednesday, Jun. 21, 2006 - 23
Monday, Jun. 19, 2006 - What would a Wookie do?
Thursday, Jun. 15, 2006 - Hurt myself again today and the worst part is there's no one else to blame
Friday, Jun. 09, 2006 - Life's tough, give me food.
Saturday, Jun. 03, 2006 - I come back here from time to time
Tuesday, May. 23, 2006 - Day Two
Wednesday, Apr. 26, 2006 - chicken tastes delicious
Saturday, Apr. 08, 2006 - Jingle my canary, poindexter!
Friday, Mar. 24, 2006 - This System is Non-Operational
Saturday, Mar. 18, 2006 - teh cyber-emo entry
Friday, Mar. 17, 2006 - Another diet fed by crippling defeat
Wednesday, Mar. 15, 2006 - Don't get mad. Or I'll cut you.
Thursday, Mar. 09, 2006 - brave front
Saturday, Mar. 04, 2006 - I love you just the way you are
Friday, Jan. 27, 2006 - Sometimes it is the only way
Wednesday, Jan. 25, 2006 - Relax, turn around and take my hand
Saturday, Jan. 14, 2006 - Yesterday’s for mice and gods
Wednesday, Jan. 11, 2006 - make the stupid people shut up
Tuesday, Jan. 10, 2006 - Its not hard to fall when you float like a cannonball
Monday, Jan. 02, 2006 - Cowabunga
Saturday, Dec. 24, 2005 - "It'll be on next Christmas" "Well who the hell knows when thats going to be?"
Wednesday, Dec. 21, 2005 - I wish I had something witty to write here. Unfortunately, I'm all out.
Monday, Dec. 12, 2005 - Alice Cooper Vs. Yoko Ono: Brutal Deluxe
Monday, Dec. 12, 2005 - Help me get away from myself
Sunday, Dec. 04, 2005 - Cricket and Beer
Saturday, Nov. 19, 2005 - To learn more about flatulence, you can visit my ass.
Thursday, Nov. 17, 2005 - What about something badass...like...REO Speedwagon
Wednesday, Nov. 16, 2005 - I got this gift for you it's upinmybummmm
Thursday, Nov. 10, 2005 - Girls and A Clockwork Orange
Friday, Nov. 04, 2005 - Teh Intaweb strikes again n00b
Wednesday, Nov. 02, 2005 - so...do ya like...stuff?
Friday, Oct. 28, 2005 - Kids, don't do this at home. Or anywhere for that matter.
Sunday, Oct. 23, 2005 - In The White Room
Sunday, Oct. 09, 2005 - When the bed breaks...
Sunday, Oct. 02, 2005 - Urge? or OGRE?!?
Wednesday, Sept. 14, 2005 - Mulder is smarter than you
Sunday, Sept. 11, 2005 - pass this on
Wednesday, Sept. 07, 2005 - I know I don't say this often, but...
Monday, Aug. 29, 2005 - cry for help?
Monday, Aug. 29, 2005 - Welcome to the student's lifestyle
Wednesday, Aug. 24, 2005 - Winners don't do drugs, they get drunk & beat their wives instead
Tuesday, Aug. 23, 2005 - It's only the last song if we let it be
Tuesday, Aug. 16, 2005 - Cricket is good.
Monday, Aug. 01, 2005 - Imagezor Quizzle Dizzle
Monday, Jul. 25, 2005 - Nite and Fog are my days
Thursday, Jul. 21, 2005 - Things that shit me right off
Tuesday, Jul. 12, 2005 - Updateamahding
Friday, Jul. 08, 2005 - Gotta promise not to stop when I say when
Monday, Jul. 04, 2005 - Automatically Sterile
Monday, Jun. 27, 2005 - When the shit goes down, you better get ready.
Sunday, Jun. 26, 2005 - Everything reminds me of her
Tuesday, Jun. 21, 2005 - Surprise! You're Older!
Wednesday, Jun. 15, 2005 - California = Buncha Dumbarses?
Sunday, May. 29, 2005 - And so it is just like you said it would be
Tuesday, May. 24, 2005 - waaburger and cries
Tuesday, May. 17, 2005 - Look forward to...
Sunday, May. 15, 2005 - Waaabulance
Monday, Apr. 18, 2005 - Change is in the air
Monday, Apr. 04, 2005 - "You robbers and your guns...and your makeout parties"
Tuesday, Mar. 15, 2005 - rgrg
Tuesday, Mar. 08, 2005 - so ya like...stuff?
Wednesday, Feb. 23, 2005 - badass
Tuesday, Feb. 22, 2005 - Stuff
Saturday, Feb. 19, 2005 - Is that a Picasso?
Thursday, Feb. 17, 2005 - I'm not taking this well
Tuesday, Feb. 15, 2005 - Lowest of Lows
Saturday, Feb. 12, 2005 - Lack..of...what?
Saturday, Feb. 05, 2005 - Uninspired Dribble
Tuesday, Feb. 01, 2005 - Pity not the arse. It was it's own fault.
Friday, Jan. 28, 2005 - Yay for boobies. And beer! Yay for beer.
Tuesday, Jan. 25, 2005 - Australia Day: It's for the bogan in us all
Friday, Jan. 21, 2005 - Hi!
Tuesday, Jan. 18, 2005 - Stocktake: I will tab you all.
Wednesday, Jan. 12, 2005 - It was Elvis!!
Monday, Jan. 10, 2005 - Give Yourself Away
Friday, Jan. 07, 2005 - Freak Out. Give In.
Wednesday, Jan. 05, 2005 - Pleasant Distraction
Monday, Jan. 03, 2005 - My eyes are all itchy...
Sunday, Jan. 02, 2005 - Should never have left the crystal lake
Friday, Dec. 31, 2004 - Just say "Another cup of...Yes please!"
Thursday, Dec. 30, 2004 - Arnold is the new Jesus. Stat.
Wednesday, Dec. 29, 2004 - Heavy drinking has no bad repercussions
Tuesday, Dec. 28, 2004 - Xmas
Friday, Dec. 24, 2004 - Merry Fucking Christmas
Wednesday, Dec. 22, 2004 - The customers call me Luke
Sunday, Dec. 19, 2004 - I've been dreaming of a dry christmas
Friday, Dec. 17, 2004 - Are you aching for the blade? Thats ok. We're insured.
Tuesday, Dec. 14, 2004 - One Sentence Rant
Monday, Dec. 13, 2004 - You're pins, I'm needles. Lets play.
Friday, Dec. 10, 2004 - Solidarity, Reg.
Thursday, Dec. 09, 2004 - All I want is to be a happy man
Wednesday, Dec. 08, 2004 - I can't take my eyes off you
Thursday, Dec. 02, 2004 - Breaks Appreciation
Thursday, Dec. 02, 2004 - Sam Rockwell, where art thou?
Tuesday, Nov. 30, 2004 - If you feel embarrassed then I'll be your pride
Friday, Nov. 26, 2004 - One for the grandkids
Saturday, Nov. 20, 2004 - And I know it ain't gonna last
Tuesday, Nov. 16, 2004 - Beer: The friend you can drink
Thursday, Nov. 11, 2004 - Australian Idol: Whats wrong with this picture?
Monday, Nov. 08, 2004 - Blerg
Monday, Nov. 01, 2004 - The Dinner and The Tutu
Saturday, Oct. 30, 2004 - Sexy Soap
Thursday, Oct. 28, 2004 - Paris and Poo
Tuesday, Oct. 26, 2004 - Forget Trip-hop. Think Sex-hop.
Friday, Oct. 22, 2004 - Amen Breaks Rule
Thursday, Oct. 21, 2004 - My CD Collection
Tuesday, Oct. 19, 2004 - Pull me closer. There will be no moment as pure as this.
Sunday, Oct. 17, 2004 - not since you left have the waves come
Friday, Oct. 15, 2004 - my fingy hurts
Sunday, Oct. 10, 2004 - I'd run away, but I have no legs
Thursday, Oct. 07, 2004 - 9 Cent
Wednesday, Oct. 06, 2004 - The Wall
Saturday, Oct. 02, 2004 - I feel my luck could change
Wednesday, Sept. 29, 2004 - I love you, Mary Jane
Monday, Sept. 27, 2004 - quick message
Sunday, Sept. 26, 2004 - Warning!
Sunday, Sept. 26, 2004 - Who's driving me home?
Thursday, Sept. 23, 2004 - Don't talk so loud. My brain is fragile
Tuesday, Sept. 21, 2004 - Photos!
Thursday, Sept. 16, 2004 - Bling!
Tuesday, Sept. 14, 2004 - "I'm not soft! I'm just disturbed"
Saturday, Sept. 11, 2004 - Digital 2004: Best Night Ever
Thursday, Sept. 09, 2004 - Proud
Tuesday, Sept. 07, 2004 - Poetry is like a...glass...of...sunset?
Friday, Sept. 03, 2004 - Damn naysayers
Thursday, Sept. 02, 2004 - What I lose in financial aid I'll gain in testicles
Sunday, Aug. 29, 2004 - Soap or Death??
Wednesday, Aug. 25, 2004 - Lets go ride bikes!
Monday, Aug. 23, 2004 - Dressage
Monday, Aug. 23, 2004 - Warm Milk
Friday, Aug. 20, 2004 - an insomnic at work, but not on a murder case
Wednesday, Aug. 18, 2004 - Stamp of Crap
Monday, Aug. 16, 2004 - She is beautiful, but she don't mean a thing to me
Thursday, Aug. 12, 2004 - I need you so much closer
Sunday, Aug. 08, 2004 - Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?
Wednesday, Aug. 04, 2004 - yay for money!
Friday, Jul. 30, 2004 - I have no resolution
Monday, Jul. 26, 2004 - Honest enough for ya?
Monday, Jul. 19, 2004 - so...yeah...
Thursday, Jul. 15, 2004 - Boomshanka
Sunday, Jul. 11, 2004 - Media Whore
Wednesday, Jul. 07, 2004 - Curry and Beer!
Tuesday, Jul. 06, 2004 - As Good As Dead
Tuesday, Jul. 06, 2004 - An adventure in the making
Tuesday, Jul. 06, 2004 - A Fresh Start